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CHRISTIAN DATING APPLICATION


1) Name:____________________
2) Address:__________________
3) Phone #___________________

The name listed above is:
  • My real name
  • An alias
  • My nick when I was in prison
  • The nick when I worked the street
The Address Above is:
  • A zoo
  • The State Mental Hospital
  • My home
  • Someone elses home
Sex:
  • Undecided
  • How do you tell?
  • Male
  • Female
Teeth:
  • Real
  • Green
  • Dentures
  • Borrowed
Eyes:
  • Two
  • Blue
  • Crossed
  • Only for you
Hair:
  • Brown
  • Red
  • What hair?
  • Blonde
Intelligence:
  • I was never in the military.
  • I is a college graduate.
  • Doh!
  • What was the question again?
Being unequally yoked is:
  • Me paying more on a date
  • You paying more than me on a date
  • When you have eggs and I have pancakes for breakfast
  • Me pagan, You christian. (or vice versa)
I live in a:
  • Apartment
  • Car
  • Under a bridge
  • A house
I was:
  • Created in a test tube
  • Born
  • Hatched
  • Found
My best picture was:
  • Prom Night
  • Passport Photo
  • Mug Shot
  • Of my back
My age is:
  • Older than the half life of the fastest decaying Uranium
  • Older than dirt
  • Older than my mom says she is
  • Older than the tofu in the fridge
I am a christian because:
  • I took communion
  • I live in the USA
  • God gave me the power to become His child when I believed in Jesus
  • What's a christian?
If I ask you to take me home I mean:
  • My home
  • Your home
  • The nursing home
  • Home, Home on the range
I believe marriage is:
  • Unbelievable
  • Unbearable
  • Undeniable
  • Undying
I love to cook:
  • Those microwavable dinners
  • Every meal for my sweetie
  • Buuuuahahahahahaha (snort)
  • Anything I can hold over a campfire on a stick


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