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THE NEW HYMNAL

YES! THE NEW NATIONAL COUNCIL OF CHURCHS AND ACLU HYMNAL IS ON THE STANDS!! EVERY ONE SEEMS TO HAVE MADE A CONTRIBUTION. HERE ARE A FEW OF THE NEW HYMNS BELOW. BE SURE TO RUSH OUT AND BUY A COPY... NOT!


    • Angels We Have Heard While High (Americans For the Legalization of Marijunana)
      Sung to "Angels We Have Heard On High"

    • Bend The Light (President Bill Clinton)
      Sung to "Send The Light"

    • God Our Father, We Ignore Thee (US Supreme Court)
      Sung to "God Our Father, We Adore Thee"

    • O Worship the Ring (The Vatican)
      Sung to "O Worship the King"

    • Great Is Thy Fateful Breathe (American Kennel Association)
      Sung to "Great Is Thy Faithfulness"

    • Be Thou My Fission (Atomic Energy Commission)
      Sung to "Be Thou My Vision"

    • We Would Be Jesus (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints)
      Sung to "We Would See Jesus"

    • Haze Him, Haze Him! (National Association of Fraternities)
      Sung to "Praise Him, Praise Him"

    • Count Your Dressings (ASPCA & Vegans)
      Sung to "Count Your Blessings"

    • So Let Our Hips and Thighs Grow Less (Weight Watchers)
      Sung to "So Let Our Lips and Lives Express"

    • Teach Me To Pay (Christian Broadcasting Network)
      Sung to "Teach Me To Pray"

    • Have Mine Own Way, Lord (ACLU)
      Sung to "Have Thine Own Way, Lord"

    • We Blather Together (Jesus Seminar)
      Sung to "We Gather Together"

    • Amazing Lace (Victoria Secret's)
      Sung to "Amazing Grace"

    • O Bums, All Ye Faithful (American Atheists Union)
      Sung to, "O Come, All Ye Faithful"


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