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THE TEN PLAGUES FOR TODAYS GENERATION
- All bottled water becomes tap water.
- All ATMs stop working or dispense Monopoly money.
- Fast food restaurants destroyed, millions forced to cook.
- All modes of transportation fail to work except for buses.
- Men are forced to ask for directions.
- All people who have had plastic surgery wake up looking like Marty Feldman.
- All cable channels work but the only program is Barney .... in a foreign language!
- All coffee becomes decaffeinated (unless you wanted decaf.)
- All food triples in calories.
- All christian tracts and videos disappear and people are forced to personally share their faith.
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