CHRIST'S HANDS ACROSS THE INTERNET Where christians come to share, pray and study. YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK CHRISTIAN IF... Your Sunday best includes cowboy boots or flannel. You use Ripple for communion wine. You thought the NASB was the National Association of Stock Breeders. You say "Yeeeehaw!" instead of Amen. You felt you had to have your hunting dog baptized. Your choice of church is based on the distance to the nearest fishing hole. You bring steamed okra to the church potluck... and actually eat it! Your favorite home decoration is the Jigsaw puzzle of the Last Supper that you glued together and hung on your wall. Your tithe is whatever change is in the vehicle's ashtray when you park at the church. You think a good summer mission for the kids is organizing the stuff in the garage (True rednecks never throw anything out) You're favorite benediction is "Now ya'll come again, ya hear." ALL MATERIAL IS PROPERTY OF CHAIN UNLESS OTHERWISE CREDITED AND NOT TO BE USED WITHOUT PERMISSION Back to the Top