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WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE PEARLY GATES WHEN YOU ASK PETER IF YOU CAN ENTER

  • "Do you have a reservation?"

  • "Going down?"

  • Nothing, You find a "Closed for the day, See 2 Peter 3:8" sign.

  • "Sorry, our computer system is down."

  • "Fill out this 21 page form. You do have references, right?"

  • "Pick a hand. Any hand."

  • (Hysterical laughter)

  • "I'm sorry, Your name again?"

  • "Get thee behind me!"

  • "Do you have your policy number?"

  • "Heads or Tails?"

  • "Hey John! Are the demons back for the next group?"

  • "No!"


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